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Lyrics: [mes is the one swearing a lot] Anyway, this guy goes f***in 'ell, you don' 'alf complain for an eleven year old do you? Ooooohhhh -that machine is nice -f*** off it took me ages to get that, yeah -i want that machine -yeah what yeah right, -clean joke -wuh -if I tell a good clean joke, can I have that? -no you f***in can't -i want it, honest -you can't have it -there's no vus coming up there at all. is it supposed to have vus on it? -no, it's not. 's f***in' my machine, that. keep your hands off it. -it's your machine. it's a vu-less machine. sure it's recording, mark? better turn the volume up. ok, what d'you call a guy with a spade in his head? doug. -jesus, that's pathetic. -what d'you call a guy who's been dead and buried for 30,000 years? pete. (nervous laugh) come on, then, astound me with your wit, mark. [cut] -come on, rewind it, let's see what you had to say. -erm, we've been through this before, haven't we? -right I'll do it for the tape like all them other bands do, like we've done it once, but the cameras weren't rolling -nah, I'm thinking of my joke actually. -so I'm reading frank zappa, right, it's an au- it's a biography by frank zappa -right [mes totally disinterested] -and - errrr - it's 1988, I go tup to 1988 and the book is about how many things he released, when he released it -hrrrrrrghhhhhm -how many offshoots and all this sh**, and all of a sudden I'm realising, errr -more interested when you were talking about napoleon actually More songs from this artist Comments for this song |
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